Scarf testing

A useless money consuming event that my current cumdumpster has scheduled to kill me faster

This weekend i have to go scarf testing with with gf instead of doing cocaine with the boyz.

by TLD69 March 22, 2022

Party Scarf

When fecal matter is so compacted in one's rectum, its extraction must be assisted using hands to pull it out, like a party scarf.

Too much cheese and beer yesterday, celebrated today with my own party scarf in the toilet.

by gaelicjameson February 2, 2022

Please Call Me Red Scarf

Subreddit run by the partially communist eris where people can't decide if they are maoists or khruschevists

is Please Call Me Red Scarf actually communist?

by anonymouse134 February 6, 2021

Sad Scarf

A tall, gloomy, and touchy person. All they want to do is just hand around people and tell their pains all day.

Oh come on Charlie you sad scarf, your vibes are off.

by DandyLionQ84 February 14, 2021

scarf up

The act of putting your hair in a scarf before getting in a fight to prevent getting your weave snatched out. Primarily referencing when an African American woman with weave is about to fight

Kevin's wife told him to call the police. as she scarf up to beat his boyfriend ass

by Schunor February 25, 2021

scarf

a man or a woman who is extremely physically clingy when it comes to PDA and body contact.

they wouldn't let go of me all night. They are such a scarf

by whynotignoreme April 16, 2021

Scarfing

Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.

If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.

Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.

"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"

Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"

by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025