Guadalajara hot scarf

When a man takes a shit around his partners neck in the shape of a scarf.

What did you and Betsy do last night? I gave her that Guadalajara hot scarf. No way!?!?

by Bballdemon July 8, 2022

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Red Scarf

When someone completely ignores you when you ask them a question or say a statement.
Depending on the severity of the ignoring the Red Scarf can increase in size.

ME: "Hey man How are you?"
Person: *No response, even though theres no way they didnt hear you*
ME: "Yeah that's a red scarf mate"

by NinetyDragoon November 24, 2021

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Scarfing is the act of throwing your naked girlfriend or wife over your shoulders and around your neck like a neck scarf while you finger her asshole or pussy while walking around the house getting important things done.

If your scarf fidgets too much from climaxing you'll want to tug pull her hair to keep her in line so both of you don't trip and fall, safety first.

Scarfing is only intended and can be performed on small petit women. ABSOLUTELY NO BIG BITCHES, shall participate in this once in a lifetime opportunity to love your man.

"Hey Tod, check out that blonde at the bar, you think she's down to go scarfing?"

Todd: "Nah man, she's way to big for your shoulders, you won't get anything done around the house with that heifer"

by Send-The-Asteroid January 11, 2025

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