National Sarcasm Society (NSS)

When a person uses sarcasm 24/7
(doesnt have to be every conversation you have with somebody but,uses sarcasm every day)

Person 1:why am I shorter than everbody else?

Person 2:Because gravity hates you and only you duh! I thought you would've known by now.

Person 2:Oh im sorry im part of the National Sarcasm Society (NSS).

by Keanu 'Fucking' Urfasetoolonge July 24, 2010

➡️sarcasm font⬅️

The arrows indicate the words inside are said in a sarcastic tone. Sarcasm font.

➡️Sarcasm font⬅️ is overused

by Pdx_sarcasm April 20, 2018

can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022

QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad

The word no one will search. So i made my secret hideout here.

The location of my hideout is QWERT ; I ghj :t EW DFSA asdf " {}{ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ +_ytu 45 ; L kowe ZA fl eo EEEE 2 WERQWRYy vmc GHJF qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq rthiupoj "THATS SARCASM" rtfjad.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 3, 2022

Sarcasm gang

Most feared highschool squad of rapscallions

Ayo sarcasm gang, gang gang niggiiiii

by Carlwheezerscroissant March 15, 2022

Sarcasmic

The fool that Justin is to call it sarcasmic, a made up word to argue with sarcastic

Justin the spazmoid is a sarcasmic idiot

by Fannibasher414 June 2, 2018

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016