Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.
by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020
Get the Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder. mug.When you are in australia on the beach having sex. The male pulls out his penis puts it in the sand and shoves back into the vagina.
You are on the beach having sex with a random girl. Mid stroke you pull out get some sand on your penis and shove it back into the vagina.That is the Australian Sandpaper.
by jonnyb1234 July 18, 2010
Get the Australian Sandpaper mug.This is a delicate process, and no steps should be skipped.
1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.
4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.
1. Eat a Burrito
2. Take a shit in your underpants
3. Turn them inside out and allow the larger chunks to fall off, leaving smaller residue.
4. Place them in the freezer over night
5. Invite a girl over
6. When making out, place the frozen underwear over your hand like an oven mit, and gently massage her vagaina, just like you are sanding a peice of wood with sandpaper.
John- Hey Bill, how was your first match.com date last night?
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.
John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....
Bill- It went well, until I did the lebanese sandpaper.
John- really, my sister told me she loves when guys do that
Bill- Weird....
by I shit in urinals June 12, 2010
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Get the Saudiphile mug.When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.
TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.
by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010
Get the Sanding My Sausage mug.Person 1: hey you're all out of toilet paper
Person 2: I don't use toilet paper
Person 1: what?
Person 2: yeah I use sandpaper because it's superior to toilet paper
Person 1: bro what the fuck is wrong with you
Person 2: in a ultra sigma male, it's just in my blood
Person 1: holy shit this is literally a 1984 moment
Person 2: HOLY SHIT (man of culture moment)
*Person 2 shoots themselves in the head causing their brains to be splattered all across the fucking wall and ceiling*
Big Chungus: this is a certified bruh moment
Obama: *starts beatboxing*
Person 2: I don't use toilet paper
Person 1: what?
Person 2: yeah I use sandpaper because it's superior to toilet paper
Person 1: bro what the fuck is wrong with you
Person 2: in a ultra sigma male, it's just in my blood
Person 1: holy shit this is literally a 1984 moment
Person 2: HOLY SHIT (man of culture moment)
*Person 2 shoots themselves in the head causing their brains to be splattered all across the fucking wall and ceiling*
Big Chungus: this is a certified bruh moment
Obama: *starts beatboxing*
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