(1) A ratio describing the amount of salsa required for a specific size of chip (usually expressed in the format “cubic in. of salsa/ square in. of chip”). This ratio varies from person to person, naturally, and some people might even prefer just plain chips or a chip loaded with TOO MUCH SALSA.

1. Hey dude! How’s it going?
2. Awesome!!! I recently perfected my Chip to Salsa Ratio!
1. Wow! Props, man. I still can’t figure mine out yet.

Chip to Salsa Ratio by Epileptic_ February 12, 2020

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itchy salsa

when you poop and dont wipe good enough, after effects 'itchy salsa'

Chandler exited the bathroom with an upset face, then proclaimed "we ran out of toilet paper, now i have itchy salsa!"

itchy salsa by burgerlurker February 10, 2015

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Canadian Salsa

To shit, or fart, in ones denim jeans.

Whoa Davey! Did you just make some Canadian Salsa?

Canadian Salsa by nohbudi July 25, 2007

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bumfinger salsa

The culinary result of throwing a party, making a special salsa, then bums wander in off the street to dip fingers in said salsa, lick them clean, and submerge them again for an extra licking. More deplorable than double dipping, it is truly an unfortunate creation.

Stephanie: Frank, you're not eating that leftover salsa, are you? Bums were dipping their fingers in it!

Frank: You mean I ingested... bumfinger salsa? (vomits)

bumfinger salsa by mrbufo May 2, 2006

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