Sawyer late

When being late just doesn't cut it. Sawyer late is when your mate says he'll be ready by a certain time, and is clearly lying to you.

Sawyer late can be upwards of 2 hours after the advertised time, blowing the casually late idea right out the window.

I'd like to thank my mate Sawyer for all his lateness.

Me: Now then Sawyer, you fancy going to the pub tonight mate?
Sawyer: Now mate, yeah why not. What time are we setting off?
Me: We're meeting everyone down there at 7.30 mate
Sawyer: Ok bud, I'll call for you then and we'll walk down.

2 hours laters...

Me - Txt message: OMG Sawyer where the fuck are you?
Sawyer: Sorry mate, i needed a shit.

Now thats Sawyer late!

by Daniel Ord January 6, 2009

Wagon Slayer

A nerd-tastic character class that is prominently featured in many popular RPGs. Can burn and maim convieniently placed wagons, carts and the like, while bringing full throttle balls-to-the-wall nerdgasms.

My +79 Wagon Slayer wipes shit on your fagworthy Paladin

by Arking Nerdenheimer January 17, 2008

king slayer

King Slayer is a sexual reference to punishing a king. Often used for forcefully making the king your bitch. To fulfill this you need to be able to sexually abuse the king. Quote from a fellow king slayer: “Troll blood is my drink, Riding dick is my kink”

We are King Slayers, drink the troll blood and abuse this king!

by Lip abuser October 30, 2019

Sawyer

An amazing guy. My best guy friend. Biking is his life. Hilarious, sarcastic, sweet, hot, caring, and an all-around great guy. Once you have a Sawyer, don't let him go. OH and he's trustworthy.

"Sawyer? What's up?"
"I'm biking. How are you by the way? I think we should hang out soon..."

by flamingrythm March 1, 2010

Slayer's Bio

A virtual repellent for the Internet Racist encountered on Xbox Live:

"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out

and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."

guy1: Some douche bag is using "witty and new" insults from

the 1920's again. Darn Xbox Live!

guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.

guy1: You mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?

guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for six years now.

guy1: Nice.

by Slayah X May 1, 2010

Thot Slayers United

Thot Slayers United (TSU) is a small organization owned by OUS (Organization of United Slayers). Their main goal is to slay every thot in existence. They have a report and thots, which is sometimes updated, which includes thot ratings, how to get rid of a thot, and how to protect yourself from being seduced by a thot. They also have a legion system which is a group of slayers that work together to slay thots.

Pedestrian: How do I join Thot Slayers United?
TSU member: Just join their discord discord.gg/ZK8UvDK. You get questioned and then you build up the ranks.
Pedestrian: Wow, thanks!

by J4ckStyp3 November 11, 2018

Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon

An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.

Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"

by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019