When being late just doesn't cut it. Sawyer late is when your mate says he'll be ready by a certain time, and is clearly lying to you.
Sawyer late can be upwards of 2 hours after the advertised time, blowing the casually late idea right out the window.
I'd like to thank my mate Sawyer for all his lateness.
Sawyer late can be upwards of 2 hours after the advertised time, blowing the casually late idea right out the window.
I'd like to thank my mate Sawyer for all his lateness.
Me: Now then Sawyer, you fancy going to the pub tonight mate?
Sawyer: Now mate, yeah why not. What time are we setting off?
Me: We're meeting everyone down there at 7.30 mate
Sawyer: Ok bud, I'll call for you then and we'll walk down.
2 hours laters...
Me - Txt message: OMG Sawyer where the fuck are you?
Sawyer: Sorry mate, i needed a shit.
Now thats Sawyer late!
Sawyer: Now mate, yeah why not. What time are we setting off?
Me: We're meeting everyone down there at 7.30 mate
Sawyer: Ok bud, I'll call for you then and we'll walk down.
2 hours laters...
Me - Txt message: OMG Sawyer where the fuck are you?
Sawyer: Sorry mate, i needed a shit.
Now thats Sawyer late!
by Daniel Ord December 1, 2007