choda swipe

A term used mostly in locker rooms. To accomplish this maneuver, rub two fingers thoroughly on your choda, then wipe your fingers just under someone's nose. Sometimes results in vomiting, and running away quickly is strongly advised after completing the swipe.

Dude, I haven't showered today, and I just gave Joe a choda swipe.

by G-Diddy March 22, 2005

Dick Swipe

At any run in with a naked man that involves passing by and his dick accidentally touches you.

Man I was showering at the gym the other day and this dude totally dick swiped me!

by thesnowman611 October 24, 2011

sooper

Another way to spell "super"

man that party was sooper awesome

by sooperdoode March 15, 2008

King Soopers

A division of Kroger that thoroughly enjoys overworking their employees. They also are known to disregard statements such as "I can't work on Tuesdays and Thursdays, because I have classes (classes can be replaced with "Practice", "Homework", or "An event to go to I told you about 2 months in advance")."

Also known to let the upper management walk around and talk on cell phones, stand around, and take hour long smoke breaks...8 times a day.

Me: I used to work for King Soopers.
Person: They sure do love anal shafting huh?
Me: Yes.

by Teabaggist December 13, 2008

slopenfiend

an expendable sidekick of evil chinese fictional characters as peresonified by Fu Manchu in the novels of Sax Rohmer
colloquial: a ski bunny or ski turkey who is addicted to the ski slopes and whose behaviour is boorish because of such addiction.

"see Dr Petrie it is the evil one , the devil incarnate, surrouded by his slopenfiends" "nah im not going out now too many slopenfiends about"

by vern madden October 15, 2006

Scoped

When you have something in your cross hairs but dont pull the trigger in time.

DAMN i totally had you scoped!, OH Jeez i had that buck scoped but he ran.

by MEEPLE January 10, 2010

Scope Kiss

When the scope of a rifle "kisses" you after firing the weapon. It is caused by not having the stock of the rifle firmly held against the shoulder to mitigate the recoil upon firing a high-power firearm. The "kiss" is a cut around the eye in the shape of the eyepiece of the scope.

Leo was scope kissed by his new rifle.

by Tigerazz91 December 7, 2014