A sweaty emergency is when an individual is in public, in-need of an urgent bowel movement, and there are no nearby public restrooms.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
This experience is usually accommodated with an episode of pure panic.
My buddy Chase is so stupid, he went out on Christmas Day right after eating Taco Bell and had a sweaty emergency... Everything was closed!
by krisdb2009 December 25, 2021
Get the Sweaty Emergencymug. by reading book October 12, 2016
Get the sweaty jewmug. Any protruding solid log of fecal matter. Usually one which requires heavy physical exertion to contain within one’s anal grasp.
Kaben: “what’s going on with Braden?”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”
Rich: “I don’t really know he is concentrating on something pretty hard”
Kaben: “Must have a sweaty indian”
by NeusFear April 29, 2022
Get the Sweaty Indianmug. Proper Noun: Queen of the Grapevine, master manipulator. keeper of secrets. Covets Huckleberry Finn and his Fucklord 50KK
Geoffrey: Yo dude, I'll let you in on a secret, but you have to promise not to tell... *looks around covertly* ... the Sweaty Duchess
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house
Sweaty Duchess: DID SOMEBODY SAY SECRET?????????
Geoffrey: AA FUCK RUN DUDE SHE's COMINGGGggjdgsdG:Gsdgds
Sweaty Duchess: *cleansing hands of residual blood* sorry sis. no secrets in this house
by Just another CFG December 30, 2018
Get the Sweaty Duchessmug. by Sweatyslit August 23, 2017
Get the sweaty slitmug. by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016
Get the sweaty meatmug. by Sweaty Thighs 21 April 19, 2021
Get the Sweaty Thighsmug.