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Middle School Student

(Male) Stupid douchebag wiggers who think they're cool when they aren't shit and never will be. Often uses slang terms no one knows nor cares about. Usually wears Jewelry falsely masculinized as "Bling". Bad taste in music, listens to "gangsta" rap when they grew up in or are in the suburbs, and gets stuff off the itunes top ten list. Also tries to go into high school being cool and trash-talking older people, using phrases such as "You wanna go?!" and "I can take you!" repeatedly, then pisses himself when a senior so much as walks in their direction.
Most of my fellow male middle school students (around 75%) Meet these requirements. I've lost hope in the human race.
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Student Village

The nice and politically-correct name that Queen's University insists refers to the hundreds of student houses surrounding its campus. Those living within and around it, however, more frequently (and accurately) call it the Student Ghetto, or "The Ghetto" for short. It is home to the famous and nefarious "Aberdeen Street Party" every year at Homecoming, in which 6000+ people (mostly from out of town) cram into a 500 metre-long street.

By and large, the houses are run-down and the rent overpriced. The neighbourhood is also home to "ghetto bugs," which are really just disgusting big millipedes. Squirrels also run amok in the ghetto and do not fear humans whatsoever; sometimes entering student homes through the crappy screen windows.

Behaviour in the "Village" includes drunk 20-somethings loudly stumbling home from the bar all days of the week and frequent cries of "Ole, Ole, Ole Oleeee..." as people begin flip cup games on their front lawn. People play football on the streets. BBQs are common. The sidewalks are never paved in the winter. Drivers beware, there is a lot of jaywalking.

Some non-students do live in the so-called "Student Village," and they either adore students or hate them desperately. They live in much nicer houses than the students, because their landlords do not take unfair advantage of them.

Either way, the "Student Village" is an overly polite euphemism to prevent the University from actually having to DO anything to improve the housing conditions for the students in the area, and is used as a tool to uphold the school's Reputation, although most of the students are living in total shitholes.
Queen's University staff member: Oh hello, young student! I'm doing some PR work. Do you live in the Student Village?

Student: The what?? Sorry lady, I live in the Ghetto.
by ktowner2010 May 31, 2009
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sterenn

The funniest person there is! She’s adventurous, talented, intelligent AND creative. She might be a bit insecure about her looks. Encourage her! Because she’s most likely the most stunning woman you will ever get to lay an eye on. If she likes you, you have to appreciate that, because she’s the most loyal friend you can have. She might get upset, if you don’t have time for her, but don’t take it the wrong way! If she likes hanging out with you, that means that you’re most likely the luckiest person alive!
The name itself means "star". And I think that’s beautiful:)
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B: "Of course it is! Sterenn wasn’t invited...“
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New Mexican college student

It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.
"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."
by Penny Faye October 22, 2011
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Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked

Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"
they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked
by Hehe I cheated August 31, 2021
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Steven Universe

A show about singing and crying. Also everyone is gay
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