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Roman Soldier

When someone is sleeping (more than likely from drinking a lot) and you put your penis over their nose to resemble the nose guard on a Greco-Roman Soldier’s helmet.
Jill got owned last night when he got the Roman Soldier by Jack last night!
by RobSisRex March 24, 2008
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Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.
Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!
by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009
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gurney soldier

One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.
While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.
by DunnerWPB May 28, 2011
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Soldier wax

The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.
"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015
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Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!
by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019
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Egg and Soldiers

This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.
Hey, My man Ralph gave his wife an Egg and Soldiers last night.
by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018
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cotton soldier

A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.
“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”

What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”
by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019
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