Basket of Snakes 

A toilet full of long thin turds.

"duuuuude, I just made the biggest basket of snakes!"

"I'm sick of these mutha fuckin' snakes in this mutha fuckin' basket!!!" - Samuel L. Jackson.

Basket of Snakes by Reggie and Ramone August 18, 2006

poop snakes 

A long, soft , excrement that leaves streaks as it goes down the toilet.

I just let out some poop snakes in the bathroom. Watch out for their trails!

poop snakes by Dingle Berries December 6, 2007

Piddly Snakes 

Very skinny, long pieces of poo.

"Oh man, i shat some serious piddly snakes this morning. They slithered right out of my bum!

Piddly Snakes by JohnnyB88 December 15, 2008

Making Snakes

to have to make a bowel movement urgently

Wow I got to get to the toilet, t minus 10 seconds till I'm making snakes bra!

Making Snakes by this guy over there December 28, 2011

Hitting Snakes 

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower

Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)

Hitting Snakes by Henzzzzzzzzzzz August 15, 2012

storm snakes 

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.

Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.

storm snakes by pellygirl October 29, 2012

gluey snakes 

When the poop comes out like a snake covered in glue. Often times extending the poop time by as much as three fold. The clean up is much much longer often times requiring a half a roll of toilet paper.

“Pat are you done shitting yet?” “ not yet Josh I’m in the middle of some gluey snakes”

gluey snakes by Topstermarv March 17, 2022