John: Miiiii bro Sandra smoked my tsautseek down to the fuckin Filt!
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker
by Skellzmaster March 17, 2019
Get the Cock smoker mug.A hot chick who you would totally date/hookup with/bang if it wasn't for the fact that she smokes. This girl is usually in high school, but some are also in college.
Dude 1: Hey you see that hot girl over there?
Dude 2: Yeah she's banging. I should probably use some of my sweet talk skills.
Dude 1: That's not a good idea. I wouldn't ask her out.
Dude 2: Why wouldn't you?
Dude 1: Because she smokes. She's what you call a hot smoker.
Dude 2: Well that's a real shame. Smoking is really gross.
Dude 2: Yeah she's banging. I should probably use some of my sweet talk skills.
Dude 1: That's not a good idea. I wouldn't ask her out.
Dude 2: Why wouldn't you?
Dude 1: Because she smokes. She's what you call a hot smoker.
Dude 2: Well that's a real shame. Smoking is really gross.
by Frozone July 13, 2012
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Get the peen smoker mug.A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out
Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar
by Nyja gano July 13, 2017
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Get the Smoker’s Wind mug."Want to go outside and have a cig?"
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."
"Ah, not yet man. I need some more drinks first. I'm just a wet smoker."
by honestpooper November 15, 2021
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