Smelly Saxophone

When a woman is giving man a blow job and then the man farts while she is sucking his dick.

Him: Keep on blowing my dick and I'm gonna give you a smelly saxophone.

Her: *glob glob glob*

by _123345_ July 26, 2021

Smelly elvis

Wiping 💩 poop along side the face of someone you just had anal sex with; wiping poop as to where Elvis's side burns would be.

Greg and Mandy engaged in a sporting round of butt sex and when Greg pulled out after dumping his load he had traces of 💩 poop on his dick and gave Mandy a smelly Elvis to remind her to expel her bowels beforehand next time.

by A-Pdiddy™ February 5, 2019

smelly choker

When you put a girls worn knickers inside her vaginal cavity remove them and stick them in her mouth and choke her on them.

My colleague Phil have Jess a smelly choker.

by Bigphil1 May 24, 2019

Small Smelly

A variation on the word Big Smelly
Can be used to bully people for being a Big Smelly and being short.

Person 1: You're a Small Smelly.
Person 2: Wow! That's so rude!

by Kapro April 18, 2020

Smelly Hutchinson

When nasal hair from one nostril strangles your throat while the other nostril hair pulls on your penis

A good way to clear a cold is to have a smelly Hutchinson

by Stiffany85 September 10, 2018

smelly queer

A homosexual that smells, often of stank (stinky penis). Used as an insult towards disliked people (gay people).

Dang, Brandon told me that Luke has a stank dick, what a smelly queer.

by biG smells April 4, 2017

Smelly Watson

Rainbow six tryhards who spend too much time playing video games other than focusing on their cleanliness

Jordan: dude, stop playing rainbow six siege and take a shower

Jacob: nah man, I’m a Smelly Watson

by jwall22 March 7, 2022