smelly arse

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!

Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!

by D I Reagan November 23, 2013

smelly welly

a guy who smells bad and also is an asshole

guy 1: you might want to use some deodorant

guy 2: fuck you

guy 1: wow you are such a smelly welly

by aksdjaksjdjasfhlasdklasjflks October 12, 2016

smelly cat

Sung by Phoebe Buffay, also known as "Regina Phalange".

"smell-E-kat"

noun

a. A particularly smelly cat.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

by maramangomartini December 7, 2019

smelly choker

When you put a girls worn knickers inside her vaginal cavity remove them and stick them in her mouth and choke her on them.

My colleague Phil have Jess a smelly choker.

by Bigphil1 May 24, 2019

smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018

Small Smelly

A variation on the word Big Smelly
Can be used to bully people for being a Big Smelly and being short.

Person 1: You're a Small Smelly.
Person 2: Wow! That's so rude!

by Kapro April 18, 2020

smelly queer

A homosexual that smells, often of stank (stinky penis). Used as an insult towards disliked people (gay people).

Dang, Brandon told me that Luke has a stank dick, what a smelly queer.

by biG smells April 4, 2017