SMD or RMA?

A distasteful ultimatum used as a rhetorical question when one doesn't care what the other is saying. The speaker usually has no intention to carry out the acts.

SMD = Suck my dick
RMA = Rim my arse

Yo Matt could you help me out with homework after class?

Ryan, you have but one choice. SMD or RMA?

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

smd nigga

nyc slang for fuck you used by civs nd also drill rappers like c blu nd kay flock

drill rapper: smd nigga every opp shot

civ: smd nigga u a bitch

by swervø June 18, 2023

smd&fmg

Suck my dick & feed me grapes

“smd&fmg”

by the real AKA January 8, 2019

smd brp

When you're trying to type "Smd Bro" but you mistype, and make a new phrase.
'esemde burp'

Pker3452-"Oh shit, forgot claws"
beastpk32-"Hah, Smd brp"

by Kingboo178 November 25, 2011

SMD N LMC

Mostly said by women when shes pissed off at you. its short for "suck my dick n lick my clit"

*while texting

girl: get tf out my face
girl: smd n lmc

by Lolqueenbee May 23, 2016

smd from Texas

Acronym for "Suck My Dick" from Texas !!!

The same as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER.

- Hey wake up or you gonna be late for work!
- Sorry Boss, smd from Texas !!!

by William Warney September 11, 2011

SMD&C

Suck my dick and cum

Boy: SMD&C
girl: ok, *moan*

by Jimmy neutron_64290 March 18, 2020