A distasteful ultimatum used as a rhetorical question when one doesn't care what the other is saying. The speaker usually has no intention to carry out the acts.

SMD = Suck my dick
RMA = Rim my arse
Yo Matt could you help me out with homework after class?

Ryan, you have but one choice. SMD or RMA?
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy March 15, 2016
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