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White Man Shuffle

Unadventurous dancing where the protagonist steps to the left and then to the right in time, or out of time to the music.

Often done by white males at weddings, discos, and office Christmas parties.
Anthony: Shit, I didn't know Ian could dance!?!

Nigel: That ain't dancing'. He's doin' the White Man Shuffle.

Anthony: What a cunt.

White Man Boogie
by MrGorsky April 2, 2011
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Kansas City Shuffle

The storyline of the 2006 film Lucky Number Slevin uses a "Kansas City Shuffle" as the primary plot device. As Mr. Goodkat mentions, "A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks left, you go right." The origin of its name is revealed when a cover version of the song, performed by J. Ralph, plays at the end of the film. An item of interest regarding the Kansas City Shuffle is that while you've been reading this I've been fucking your mom.
by i.am.ichi July 7, 2010
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Shuffleromancy

A method of divination through setting your music playlist to shuffle.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Ask a question
3. Press play
4. Whatever song that plays has the answer
Shuffleromancy is the new magic eight ball - with lyrics!
by Heloise July 23, 2008
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Hudson Shuffle

When you have to run to the toilet in order to take a shit.
In order to be a true Hudson Shuffle you have to be in a place where it is inappropriate to run to the toilet.
Last night at work i had to do a hudson shuffle.
by neoender June 24, 2009
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Triumph Shuffle

to intentionally get your girlfriend pregnant while being hella hella creepy about it. must be done from the doggy style position
guy: baby i am about to cum
guh: ok make sure you pull out
::guy is about to cum and grips on to girlfriends hips and does a James Brown lookin shuffle::
guh: YOU CAME INSIDE ME
guy: its ok it was only the triumph shuffle ::wipes mustache with bounty napkin:: see you in nine months
by toast williams July 29, 2009
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kaygina shuffle

The motion of movement used to describe the victim of an endless discussion trying to get away. This is normally done by sliding one's feet slowly away from the person talking, sometimes mumbling something like "right", "ok" or "sure". The intention is to exit the area without the offending person following. This can also be seen in single bars and is often used by women trying to get away from some tool.
Man I was out taking a smoke break and some dude comes over to talk about something, He wouldn't stop talking and I had to get back to work, so I had to do a kaygina shuffle to get away.
by Ral_phie January 9, 2010
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fb shuffle

Finding out you're single on fb because you're brand new ex- just switched his/her relationship status to "single"
Did you hear about bob's gf kayla? She did the fb shuffle and now he's all torn up.

Yo, tommy just gave stacey the fb shuffle.

I didn't feel like hearing her bitch and cry, so I did the old fb shuffle.
by mandakorr March 25, 2011
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