Shirsey

A T-shirt made to look like ,or be used in lieu of, a jersey.

May also refer to a shirt made in New Jersey.

Bob:sorry, jerseys are just too expensive for the team
coach: Lets just make some shirseys instead.

Patel:yoo tht shirt is the nicee where'd you get it from?
ramichandran:this is a shirsey bro!

by frankreynolds November 29, 2009

Shirey

The most breathtakingly beautiful, amazing and perfect girlfriend I could ever dream, pray, wish, hope or desire for. Her Gray/blue eyes fill your heart with warmth. her smile gives you peace and a flutter in your stomach. a kiss desired from her lips. She makes you the happiest just by thinking of you. she's completely adorable, totally funny and sweet. She can make you laugh even when you're feeling blue and your hands you'll wish for her to hold. She calms you with her gentle touch and her incredible hugs keep you so warm, you'll never want to leave her amazing embrace.

Shirey is the most wonderful person you will meet

by Hi I like you October 18, 2010

shirly

THE SEXIEST HOTTEST AND CUTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD SHE MAKES THE BEST CHICKEN AND KNOWS HOW TO IRON SHIRTS A WIFEY MATERIAL SUMMED UP IN ONE SHED DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND IS A STRONG ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHE HAS THE BEST EYEBROWS AND KNOWS HOW TO FLEEK A HOE

Wow that girl over there is so hot.
- i know she's a shirly

by jaysten April 15, 2019

shirly

an israeli princess.

I fell in love with shirly; she’s so princess-like and pretty. and she’s jewish. what a babe.

by RainInRome December 10, 2018

Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

red swirley

The act of destroying a production server by mistyping a command

Hey, can you look at this box for me? I think we might have a red swirley situation on our hands

by bchi October 20, 2007

Shipley

A $20,000 a year (and rising) school in Bryn Mawr on Philadelphia's Main Line. It is the 2nd best school in Pennsylvania beaten by the Haverford all boys school right down the street. Only one person in the history of Shipley did not go to college. It is rumored that he attended truck driving school instead.

(Harvard College Interviewer)

-And what school did you attend?
-I went to Shipley.
-Welcome to Harvard.

by Main Linerr November 16, 2006