by Master Dunker November 26, 2008
He is a real scoop ball .
by Starpower16 May 24, 2016
From pot culture; the practice of pre-cleaning a bag of marijuana so that it can quickly and easily be "scooped" into a bowl for quick tokes.
by waitsfan75 April 26, 2006
The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.
Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.
What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.
What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.
Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.
What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.
What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.
Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”
by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 05, 2019
The act of reaching between one's legs, laying a turd on the flat of your palm, and flinging said turd in the face of an opponent
Usually performed during a heated argument
Usually performed during a heated argument
Bron was flabbergasted when part way through an argument in A&E one of the girls bent over and affected the perfect scoop and throw.
by Kii_wii September 04, 2015
When you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim "MELON SCOOP" This is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.
Gregg : MELON SCOOP!!!
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*
~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
Darien : What the fuck? *nut shot*
~This was word was made up by Darien S. and Monique P. in Florida bitches. No claiming.~
by TAZZ~DARIEN October 06, 2010
by Fong Johnson November 06, 2009