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Scoop Dunk

To flip up then quickly slap down a person's breast.
See someone being scoop dunked here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plqG-ugraNc
by Master Dunker December 15, 2008
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scoop ball

Someone with common knowledge but don't wanna see the light at the end of a tunnel.
He is a real scoop ball .
by Starpower16 May 23, 2016
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scoop method

From pot culture; the practice of pre-cleaning a bag of marijuana so that it can quickly and easily be "scooped" into a bowl for quick tokes.
"Dude, it's gonna be dark at the party so let's use the scoop method tonight."
by waitsfan75 May 6, 2006
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Scoop Gooch

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.

Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.

What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.

What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.
Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”
by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019
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Duncan Scoop

Duncan Scoop is the act of two lovers six nineing while peeing in each other’s mouth.
Hey babe you wanna Duncan Scoop
by Clitarismcgee January 7, 2021
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scoop and throw

The act of reaching between one's legs, laying a turd on the flat of your palm, and flinging said turd in the face of an opponent

Usually performed during a heated argument
Bron was flabbergasted when part way through an argument in A&E one of the girls bent over and affected the perfect scoop and throw.
by Kii_wii October 20, 2015
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dummy scoops

an action in which a witness of another being saying an unintelligent statement calls out "dummies no nothing" and swipes the unintelligent person on the neck with an open hand, causing pain. further, the person who says the idiotic thing may call "self serve", when they are aware of the fact that they have indeed said something stupid, all before the witness can say "dummies no nothing". this is due to the fact that the "no nothing", in "dummies no nothing" implies the uneducated person cannot counter the the dummies that are coming their way. any other witnesses of an unintelligent person saying something unintelligent may also call "witness" after someone has called "dummies no nothing" and they too, can swipe the idiot's neck, also getting their dummies on that select person. to make things even more complicated, before "no nothing" is called and only "dummies" has been called, the stupid being, may indeed call "reverse" and at this point, the swiping of the neck on the dumb person has now turned against the accuser, and they will then be dummied.
Idiot: I want to go to China one day so I can finally try some authentic tacos.
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*
by JewChainz18 June 3, 2016
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