by morgot July 27, 2023
Get the to not get rust on something mug.Originally the title of a book, Rust Cycle Tetralogy is a condition in which you feel as if you are being wiped from history piece by piece, slowly over the course of an extended period of time, until you are completely gone. Your friends will forget hanging out with you. Work you've done at your job will simply disappear. That lunch you made earlier and ate? It's back on the kitchen counter, untouched. "I think I'm beginning to disappear".
This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.
While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.
This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.
While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.
"Hey Bill! remember us going the Yankees game last Tuesday night? it was so crazy that they managed to comeback and win like that at the end!"
"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."
"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"
"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."
"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"
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Get the Rust Bucket mug.Definition 1: A shitty programming language that people think literally everything needs to be rewritten into.
Definition 2: Everybody who is using Rust is extremely toxic and wants the whole world to be rewritten in Rust.
RIP all other programming languages
Definition 2: Everybody who is using Rust is extremely toxic and wants the whole world to be rewritten in Rust.
RIP all other programming languages
Example 1:
Person 1: I've wrote my backend in Go
Person 2: Let's rewrite it in Rust
Person 1: Why Rust? Go works and is fast...
Person 2: I've SAID RUST. <invites 100 other Rust stans and they assault the Person 1 until he rewrites the goddamn thing into Rust>
Example 2:
Person 1 on Reddit: I've wrote this thing in <insert literally any programming language here>
Literally whole Reddit: RUST RUST RUST <eats Person 1 alive and rewrites the whole program in Rust so that they get 0.01% performance and code safety increase>
Example 3:
Person 1: I've rewrote the whole world in Rust, including water, sun, plants and animals. Now EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T USE RUST WILL BE BANNED!1!1!!!!1!11!!!11111
Literally all Rust stans (negative IQ): RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
<Person 2, who knows that he literally gained 0 performance and probably wrote worse code than original on C or C++, but everyone thinks it's better just because it's written in Rust, sits quietly in the corner and hides from the toxic Rust users>
Person 1: I've wrote my backend in Go
Person 2: Let's rewrite it in Rust
Person 1: Why Rust? Go works and is fast...
Person 2: I've SAID RUST. <invites 100 other Rust stans and they assault the Person 1 until he rewrites the goddamn thing into Rust>
Example 2:
Person 1 on Reddit: I've wrote this thing in <insert literally any programming language here>
Literally whole Reddit: RUST RUST RUST <eats Person 1 alive and rewrites the whole program in Rust so that they get 0.01% performance and code safety increase>
Example 3:
Person 1: I've rewrote the whole world in Rust, including water, sun, plants and animals. Now EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T USE RUST WILL BE BANNED!1!1!!!!1!11!!!11111
Literally all Rust stans (negative IQ): RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST
<Person 2, who knows that he literally gained 0 performance and probably wrote worse code than original on C or C++, but everyone thinks it's better just because it's written in Rust, sits quietly in the corner and hides from the toxic Rust users>
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Get the Rust mug.A game where servers are dominated by Zergs of 12+ players. This game is impossible to play alone without at least 500hrs of experience even with the new recoil changes. fighting and online raiding without a team on 4 plus is impossible and you will get completely shafted by a 9 year old who looks like a compressed Seth Rogan who lives in his chair drinking 2 liters of gatorade a day. He has not seen the sun in years and screams the n-word like its a national anthem.
hey bro i got 10k hours on Rust and can beam 300 meters why do i have no bitches?
maybe if your life wasn't a role play base you would have a chance.
maybe if your life wasn't a role play base you would have a chance.
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Derived from Rusted Roots’ song lyrics for ‘Send Me On My Way’ being misheard as ‘I’ve got a semi on the way’.
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