Retarded porch monkey

Used as a roast or to show that someone is so stupid that they belong in the jungle

Man: *holding phone* where is my phone
Woman: in your hand you retarded porch monkey

by Happy! July 10, 2021

Retard Attack

The inner retardation of a person all comes out at once resulting in a retard attack.

Ermin just had a retard attack in class.

by PonyFighter28 November 3, 2021

Retardeder

The act of being MORE retarded than the person you are calling retarded.

He is so much more retardeder than his brother is.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins March 22, 2022

avant retard

Cutting edge idiot; someone who plumbs the depths of idiocy where no one has been before

Tom is the first person to flunk that exam for the TENTH time !! Does that make him an avant retard or what !!

by Accidental Bookworm October 21, 2011

Verbose Retardation

n. The case in which you are not aware of what the fuck is happening due to people using too big of words.

I experienced a total case of verbose retardation during that college lecture

by PingPongPowPan January 9, 2012

Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010