A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.
Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"
He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
by Zaccster December 27, 2011
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Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.
by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009
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by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017
Get the Retarded Meatball mug.Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.
Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?
by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020
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by Thebigmantheman February 3, 2021
Get the Retardationisamation mug.A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar
Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.
by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021
Get the Retarded Alien mug.1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010
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