Christopher Reeve

Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.

In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"

Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.

Christopher Reeve was the brunt of a CIA/Mossad assassination.

by bob landry July 24, 2008

Reeve

A unit of measuring momentum (kg * m/s)

The momentum of a 5 kg car going 2 m/s is 10 Reeves.

by kernelpanic1 March 24, 2004

reeves

Somebody who is usually inanely retarded but gets popular because of it. If your name is reeves, feel sorry for you

Dude Reeves is a total maniac
person2: no he's really dumb, but hes actually slightly funny

by rickys mom March 30, 2009

Reeves

A crazy relative who everyone in the family likes to make fun of.

Jim is the Reeves of our family.

by BamaMan88 December 24, 2007

keanu reeves

an actor who played in such movies as Bill and Ted, The Matrix, and his new movie Constantine, but only 3 of the movies hes been in DO NOT HAVE PHONE BOOTHS!!!

"Keanu Reeves? THAT HACK, HES ONLY BEEN IN 3 MOVIES WITHOUT PHONE BOOTHS!"
"Thanks Zeph"

by M.Bussell February 5, 2005

Michael Reeves

Micheal Reeves is God

Guy:Is that Michael Reeves

Girl: OMG it’s god let’s get a pic

Lilypichu :Luv u mykul

by Tyler DXD November 5, 2020

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

A hilarious way to end a prank call. Often used at the end of calls where the subject is seemingly serious; once a loud REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! and impending hang up ensues, the victim knows that it was in fact a prank, and is usually quite lied out.

"Hi, this is John Smith from Maytag. We've had some reports of malfunctioning refrigeration units in your neighbourhood. Could you please check if your refrigerator is running?"
"Ok, sure, one second... Yeah, it is"
"Oh really? CAUSE YOUR DAUGHTER'S A SLUT!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! "
click

by Morgau January 29, 2007