redneck

The real definition of a redneck is basically someone who knows how to have a good time. We ain't afraid to get a little down and dirty every once in awhile. Contrary to popular belief, rednecks are not ignorant people who get drunk all the time. There is a big difference between white trash and redneck. Rednecks are proud of where they come from, and we ain't afraid of hard work and good times.

I am proud to be a REDNECK.

by GAgrl93 October 03, 2009

redneck

poor white people with a dirty trashed house. they hate black people because most are better than them.

how to tell if your a redneck

you own at least 1 shotgun and keep it with you at all times

you cheat on your fat wife constantly

you have sex with a relatives other than your wife

youve killed at least 1 black man for "tresspassing"

you have a confederate flag hanging somewhere

your pets are not ones found at a petshop other than a dog

you bought a horse, cat, or dog at least once for food

you recieve a visit from child services once a month

your family van is actually a pickup truck

your home is full of ants

you have accidentally shot someone while shooting cans and never paid fines or even went to court

your neighbors regularly complain and call the cops for drunkness, filthy lawn, or annoying behavior

black neighbor: hey you, stop shooting at my house for practice

redneck: yall better get away nigger before i kill ya and hang you in a tree boy

black neighbor: fuck you white trash

(redneck shoots him)

redneck: BOYS, I JUST CAUGHT DINNER FOR TONIGHT

by uncle thomas the tank engine August 12, 2011

rednecks

smelly, beast, jeff, foxworthy, rednecks, dbags

if u found a u.f.o, in your, front yard,..... u might be a, rednecks

by juno11 January 02, 2008

RedNeck

Someone who was forgotten by the modern age, uses such slang like boomstick and whooo doggy, and can make the US army weapons reserve look like a yard sale.

Have also bred 99.9978 of known dogs.

RedNeck: Dem damn army people aint knowin nothin i outta go over dere wid my boomstick and shown em whos the damn boss of this country.

by Morph May 22, 2003

Redneck

A Bush voter. Sees Bush as their spiritual leader. One who resides in the Red States.

Those guys from the South voted for Bush, they must recognize their spiritual leader.

by calicutieeee December 31, 2004

Redneck

Any person of white descent who hates niggers, spics, and anybody else of non white descent who show great pride in their heritage. Also has an extreme fascination with muscle cars and 4 wheel drive trucks. Love to hunt, fish, and drink. They also have respectable hard working jobs. Refuse to take shit from anybody.

Guy 1: Ron's such a redneck...
Guy 2: Yeah, I know... I saw him out working on his Charger after he got done hunting.
Guy 1: Yeah, I challenged him to do shots and he beat my ass...

by Robert E. Lee February 28, 2005

REDNECK

You might be a redneck if..
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.

I'm from North Carolina and I'm proud to be a redneck

by CyberKing November 12, 2005