recaphanditard

re-cap-handi-tard:

The product of people who are too closely related fucking and having round headed window licker children

Mary and Mary's brother Joe's brother Karl had two children who were cousins and brother/sister at the same time, they are recaphanditarded.

by Dyjital December 13, 2007

Recessintelligent

The act of doing something in order to spend as little as possible during a recession

Tyler set up a bunch of client lunches on the expense account because he's trying to be more recessintelligent

by Paul Wallace May 13, 2008

Recession Bully

A boss who makes you do things that arnt normaly your job because he knows you wont quit.

Sam: Did he make you clean up after his dog again?

Tom: Yea, so much for self respect, he's such a recession bully.

by Malicieux April 9, 2009

reciprocard

A card (Christmas, birthday, etc) sent to someone only because they sent you a card first and you feel guilty for not reciprocating.

Husband: Hey, did we get a Christmas card in the mail today?

Wife: Yeah, from the Smiths. Now I've got to reciprocard and there's only 2 days left before Christmas.

by Southern Mom December 23, 2009

receiced

To receive something via an e-mail that is non-work related.

I just receiced an e-mail from John with a picture of a man pouring soda over himself while naked in the office.

by Smith56 December 9, 2010

Receding Ass Syndrome

A fictitious condition that is used to insult someone who's backside is straight as a board. The person the joke is about usually is wearing pants that makes them look like they have no ass at all. The person may also end up with the nickname R.A.S. - Pronounced Rass.

Hey...Hey, Dude! Look at that chick!

Yeah, man. She looks like she's suffering from Receding Ass Syndrome.

Sister: What do you want?

Brother: I just wanted to see how bad your condition has gotten, R.A.S.

by Dregyn August 23, 2011

Receipt Nazi

A rude customer who questions everything that is being scanned.

Customer: "That was supposed to be on sale! Why did you not take it off!? What is that?! It's the wrong price"
Cashier Thinks: "She is such a Receipt Nazi"

I had this Receipt Nazi who screamed at me for the wrong price of peanut butter. Does she realize I do not make up the prices?

by DutchPirate April 30, 2015