reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.

I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.

by SFygmnt March 14, 2014

reading the news

A term for masturbation.

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news

by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015

raping the vape

Aggressively orally sucking at the mouth piece of the vape for hours on end.

My boy and I sat on the corner, vigorously raping the vape, talking about our next oral position on the mouth piece!

They say that shit will give you cancer.

...yep.... * takes another drag*

by Joke Of The Day 4 May 25, 2016

Reading lion

When you read a lot of book

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"

by Fredrik James February 10, 2021

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

Trip-raping

When your friend tries to force you to see the same hallucination as him but you are seeing something different

Guy 1: Dude can you see my hand melting !

Guy 2 : stop Trip-raping me ! I'm seeing my own shit right now !

by Dannynex April 25, 2019

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021