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russian watch switch

when you pick up a russian chick and you see she got a nice watch so you take her back home a stick her watch up your asshole and when she asks for her watch back you give you your watch and keep her watch in your asshole for at least another 7 and a half hours.
Dave: damn girl you be looking thick *notices her watch*
Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian
Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo
Katia: wanna smash
Dave: Aight
*they go back to Dave's house*
Dave: lets get right into it
Katia: *takes clothes off*
Dave: *takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus*
Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE
Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt*
*5 hours later*
Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back
Dave: no
*the next day*
Bill: whats up dave
Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night
bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych
Dave: aight *shows him the watch
by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 17, 2021
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russian soup

when a man shits ,cums and gets sick into a bowl then forces it down a woman or mans throat while watching scarface
me and my girlfriend where watching scarface so i made her slurp up my russian soup
by urbansoupgod September 5, 2021
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wife russian

A White Russian with the cream substituted as tit milk.
Roxie put her husband and baby daddy at ease as she squirts tit milk into a vodka coke to create a Wife Russian.
by Filipinoheat07 August 18, 2018
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Fallen to the russians

When a lady has her special time during a monthly cycle, when the red tide comes in
e.g "Hows your missus dan?"
"im keeping well clear mate shes fallen to the russians"
- When the reds come to town
by Amanda bowditch August 16, 2008
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russian dew

mountain dew and vodka, now served in bars and nightclubs all over America; just ask.
by the rich boy September 4, 2004
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Russian Snow Blower

The act of splooging on a womans face while subsiquently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.
by BBrown81 December 7, 2009
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Russian Doll Farts

A series of farts that are in a repetitive pattern yet get slightly smaller each time.
"Hey I got you something."

*FART...Fart...fart*

"Dude those were Russian Doll Farts."
by MJBarnes February 10, 2010
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