The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010

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reported

to be doing reports

Hannah is reported.

by No ZIng December 7, 2022

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Report

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noun

A close and harmonious relationship in which the people or groups concerned understand each other's feelings or ideas and communicate well.

"David Josephs was able to establish a good report with the Window Works clientele"

by YungCook May 12, 2022

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book report stamina

This phrase indicates a high level of stamina due to having to read the book, write the report, and then give the report. Hours and hours of dedication to something that you may not be enjoying at any time and yet you still get through it.

Paul knew that he would not enjoy any of the steps for him to apply to multiple universities for he knew he would have to spend hours filling out applications, spend more money than he'd like on application fees, possibly make mistakes, and then have to speak with admission counselors about himself. However, Paul had strong book report stamina and he knew he'd get through this.

by von groovy August 10, 2024

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