I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
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Her first orphanage was like a vacation, they were nice to her, but her third orphanage was the one that made her fight another girl to the death for a pair of new shoes, then acted like it never happened when she went back to ask them why they did that. That wasn't the only thing to report about, that was just one of many things that went on there.
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Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
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by drugsssssssssss November 23, 2023
Get the report mug.This phrase indicates a high level of stamina due to having to read the book, write the report, and then give the report. Hours and hours of dedication to something that you may not be enjoying at any time and yet you still get through it.
Paul knew that he would not enjoy any of the steps for him to apply to multiple universities for he knew he would have to spend hours filling out applications, spend more money than he'd like on application fees, possibly make mistakes, and then have to speak with admission counselors about himself. However, Paul had strong book report stamina and he knew he'd get through this.
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Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
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