un- read

(verb)
the ability to forget information that you have read once it is deemed \:
a. inappropriate
b. vulgar
c. profane
or d. retarded

being able to un- read something automatically makes it alright to read anything. If it's not okay for you to read it- you can always un- read it!

But mom, I don't remember anything from that book- I unread it.

Mrs. Blaney advised the book club readers to un- read any of the books on the book list that they have already read.

by molly- morgan jones October 10, 2007

Reading Brail

To feel a girls tits that are so small all you feel are ribs and hard nipples, no cushion whatsoever.

"Dude, hooked up with that academy chick last night, absolutely nothing to grab on, I felt like I was reading brail"

by Michael Salvatore March 12, 2008

reading, england

a very small city south west of london, nothing ever FUCKING HAPPENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

pronounced reding but we're awkward so we spelt it reading:)

person 1: hey, so you know reading, england
person 2: no

by punksnotdead17 August 20, 2019

reading coma

The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.

I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.

Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.

by SFygmnt March 14, 2014

hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

by succmydicc February 16, 2018

Big Reads

When you figure out what someone will do before they do it.

Dude saw that from a mile, big reads.
Knew that was gonna happen, big reads.

by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022