Ray Goggles

An expression used when someone falls over nothing or walks in to something which was obviously there causing people to think "How did he even walk in to that?!"
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.
Brad: Be right back, i'm just going to grab an ice cream from the freezer
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
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Ray Lewised

1. When someone gets decked and usually ends up hurt (concussion, broken ankle, etc.) or embarrassed.
2. This is the worst one. When Ray Lewis hits you because hes the best player ever and knocks the shit out of runningback, receiver, etc.
1. Your friend Jack tries to go up for a lay up and gets hit in midair by Matt.
Friend Matt: Ray Lewis!
Friend (Ex. Jacob): Dude, you just got Ray Lewised!!!
2. Chad Johnson gets hit and shits his pants
Ray Lewis hits a wall, wall shits.
by jorgepotato October 30, 2012
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Ray Allened

to get fucked over by someone; just like Ray Allen fucked over the Boston Celtics by signing with the Miami Heat
"Hey bro, I saw your girl making out with the guy who choked your dog to death. She really Ray Allened you man"
by RisK July 07, 2012
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.RAY

1. If your are a person named ray, and you state the your name after every action,sentence, or feeling. 2. When you feel like .Ray
1.Yo i be mackin on in sum hoes da brib odee .RAY. 2. Lets go outside .RAY. 3. .Ra Ra R R RA RA R RAY.
by BRIBODEE August 11, 2011
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Ray Baker

The sun, according to LSU Football Coach Ed Ogeron
Coach O: "Woo! Ray out today!"

Joe Burrow: "Ray? Who's Ray?"

Coach O: "Ray Baker!"

Joe Burrow: "What?"

Coach O: "That big ball in the sky! He gon bake our ass today!"
by Silacious Krumb January 18, 2020
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ray-bamnesia

A condition that causes a person to search fruitlessly for a pair of shades that are already on top of his or her head.
Natasha kept looking for her shades, but they were on her head. Must be ray-bamnesia.
by GucciLittlePiggy August 13, 2008
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It's Ray's Birthday

An excuse used when you want to sit at home and do nothing rather than go out or follow plans someone has made.
by Cockmaster7 February 09, 2014
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