Queef Grenade

When a woman farts and it goes into her vagina while on her period. She can then not queef it out as normal as she has a tampon in. To release it, she must "pull the pin".

Stacy farted while sitting down and created a queef grenade. "Pull that pin outside Stacy".

by Fartin Ted November 14, 2019

Queen mourners

Refers to the fake mourners of Queen Elizabeth II who, for the most part, constitute erstwhile colonial subjects. They tend to post "RIP Queen" as they ignore number of deaths their country witnessed during the Raj.

Azra isn't one of the Queen mourners. Don't expect her to post that story.

by AdilShah September 11, 2022

Holiday Queef

A surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.

A person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme vaginal sound.

Bitch, you're a fucking Holiday Queef.

Shut the fuck up you holiday queef.

Oh this sex is amazing. Pfffft.....Woops! That was a fabulous Holiday Queef!

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Case Queen

A guitar that sees little or no play, it just sits in its case in immaculate condition.

Strangely the Case Queens are often the pride of a guitar collection, but they are kept from play (especially gigs) for fear of wear, damage or theft. Instead they are doomed to remain collector's items, trapped inside a velvet lined straight jacket in a climate controlled prison.

-Jeff's had that vintage Les Paul in his cupboard for 5 years and I haven't even seen him play it once, it's a total case queen

-Yeah, he'll play any of his guitars but that one

by lucothefish April 28, 2012

Strawberry Queefquake

A time during a women's period where she farts vigorously from her vaginal area, squirting blood that looks like strawberry jam at a five foot radius and causing a earthquake at a 3 mile range. Its also a mistaken word when someone is talking about a strawberry cheesequake icecream cake from Dairy Queen

Guy 1: Hey dude did feel that earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was my girlfriend queefing while on her period again. It looked like she threw jam all over the walls.
Guy 1: Damn, well thats disturbing. Hey you wanna go get a strawberry queefquake from Dairy Queen- wait I mean cheesequake.
Guy 2:Rofl

by idkanymore87 January 13, 2015

Ball Queef

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.

"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."

by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017

Shady Queen

A Drag Queen, with or without notoriety, has chosen to take a darker avenue to realize her art and performance level through showing hatred more outwardly, or through rolling of the eyes or other subliminal gestures, in reference to a peer and/or competitor. This can apply to a partner or friend of any cultural status. Shady Queens are the bullies of our pan-gender and and non-conforming archetypes of media and our real everyday lives. Except that one bitch, as it were.

I ran into her last week and I gave here herses. Such a Shady Queen. She had told she was collecting donations for the food bank, but clearly she's been eating ALL of the muffins and spam she can...I'm just saying, with no shade course."

by Clever Marko November 11, 2017