puerto rican pouch

(adj.) A layer of fat, typically found on Puerto Rican woman, in their lower abdomen. This phenomenon is found in obese women, and resembles a pouch of fat.

You should go to the gym, and try to loose that Puerto Rican Pouch.

by Humbeezus June 30, 2014

puberty grill

Metal orthodontic braces. Comparable to the diamond-studded, gold and platinum grills worn by rap and hip-hop artists, except, instead of being a sign of wealth, a puberty grill is a sign of pubescence.

Johnny's teeth were crooked, so he went to the orthodontist and got a puberty grill.

by rjnewt July 5, 2014

Puerto Rican billfold

A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.

"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"

by tinmoth June 27, 2015

puberting

When you are going through puberty.

"Is he depressed or something?"
"No he's just puberting."

by agent_mikasa_voppa January 6, 2017

Puerto Rican smooch

When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.

Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.

by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017

Plerpaderp

To be socially awkward and/or derpy.

Ugh, I can't do the social today. I has the plerpaderps.

by THAT 1 CHINCHILLA.... January 19, 2019

Plertabating

The act of farting by means of rubbing your own butthole.

“Joshua, please stop plertabating in the middle of class.”

by Plahty January 28, 2019