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dried prunes

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.
As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.
by THATBITCHOVERHERE2 November 16, 2020
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Hitler Pubes

When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.
I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.
by ChefR January 20, 2021
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NON PRUDES

People who are not ashamed to admit that any SEXUAL BEHAVIOR exists and humans have GENITALIA as well as ASSHOLES.

I can't SHIT but I can POO.

," ,These are the hands that keep reaching for you"

The major labels music industry as they write the top notch songs and of course the other ARTS.
They are a NON PRUDE and because of that when they shower they are not a FEMINIST ZOMBIE and just as well the NONPRUDE CLIMAX making quite a mess.

When you go to the TOILET be a NONPRUDE and SHIT.

Sing along PRUDES, , " in the middle of the night , well. (SHOW AND TELL AL WILSON , GREAT SONG. Thanks for coming MAJOR LABELS MUSIC INDUSTRY AFFICIANDOES. The NON PRUDES TELEPATHY is the same as nice to have company.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT April 2, 2021
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Dust pubes

It’s when someone has pubes that are so fair that you can’t see them. It’s like they’re transparent.
Remember when Connor put that Malteasers down his bellend?’ … ‘Man I do, but god, them dust pubes’
by Shyelf October 8, 2021
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Red hot pubes

When your pubes itch so much you feel ants biting your genitals.
Damn I got red hot pubes rn!
by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017
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crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty
person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes
by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018
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Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.
Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.
by Nuphagus December 11, 2019
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