We're pregnant

An announcement made by a lesbian couple who are pregnant at the same time and same due date.

Charlotte: Hey Rachel! Did you hear the news about me and my girlfriend Gabby?
Rachel: No. What is it?
Stacy: We're pregnant!

by Victor9595 August 15, 2022

National Get Pregnant Day

Today is the day that you MUST get pregnant, no exceptions.

Him: Hey Shordy, Today is baby making day, todays the day you getting pregnant.
Her: OMG, I am so Excited to get pregnant!!! I almost forgot that it was National Get Pregnant Day

by ItalianStallion123456789 October 27, 2022

pregnuts

An absoloutely absurd way of saying pregnant.

"Dude, I hear she got the pregunuts."
"Man, I didn't use protection and now my sister has the pregnuts."

by MamaK October 23, 2008

pregnancy shot

When you shoot your load so far that it would for sure get a girl pregnant.

I was fucking my girl last night and when I pulled out I came so far it went over her head. That was almost a pregnancy shot!

by onemanwinner April 18, 2017

pregnatal trappage

An act in which a woman deliberately and without the knowledge of her partner gets herself pregnant in the hopes of securing a permanent relationship with a male of her choice.

Sometimes this is used to help the undecided party become more committed to the relationship.

He has fallen victim to pregnatal trappage

She’s fallen pregnant after a month? That’s got to be a case of Pregnatal Trap-page!

He said he is going to leave? Time for Pregnatal Trappage!

by BubbleButt1989 October 15, 2017

Pregnancy Jousting

The process of two pregnant women, running for a head on collision course for each other. Just before the collision both women jump towards each other, colliding bumps with extreme amounts of force. Only the strongest baby survives.

Women 1: ''I'm 7 Months Pregnant''
Women 2: ''Cool, I'm 8 months in, wanna do some Pregnancy Jousting''

by ChromaKier January 15, 2020

Pregnancy pistol

“Pregnancy pistol” is the long term word for “pp”

Julia: “what does pp even stand for?”

Me: “oh! You mean pregnancy pistol?!”

Julia: “shoot me”

by Sary gakaj February 18, 2022