pooking out

Pooking the act of being a little bitch and passing out far before your peers do. Also know as P.O syndrome.

Lucas anderson pooked out again! There he goes pooking out!

by pooking420 January 22, 2014

Porking

When two overweight homeless people have sex

I was walking home last night and I saw those homeless people porking

by Waiving Fees June 5, 2016

porking the prince

see: banging the queen

Chick 1: Hey, what were you doing last night? I tried to call you.
Chick 2: I was totally hooking up with Willem Dafoe.
Chick 1: Oh man, that is so disgusting! Why would you do that?
Chick 2: There's nothing wrong with porking the prince!

by Big Mike May 3, 2006

Poking the bear

When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly

Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear

by Wildpantalones March 24, 2021

plush-poking

to poke your penis into the fatty flesh of an obese white woman

i couldnt get any last night so i went around the club plush-poking

by Ilik February 18, 2008

pooking

Pooping and puking simultaneously or in close succession.

I heard you got food poisoning. How long was it before you stopped pooking?

by pandaplay October 6, 2011

Poking Stick

n. 1) A magical ruler of a highschool student.

2) there have been over 6 poking sticks. A poking stick is only classed a poking stick, once the chosen one (the great Jedee Mastahs) has written poking stick on it.

3) it is approx. 41cm, wooden and is found in most newsagents. Various others have been spawned, but the only true one lies in a drawer of my . i mean the chosen ones cupboard drawer of doom.

4) its a ruler, that i called te poking stick when i wrote poke nelson and i would poke people with it.. hours of fun, a great idea

i poked nelson with the poking stick

by Mattalac December 9, 2003