He is kind of shy but once you get to know him, he is open and talkative. He is EXTREMELY athletic and flexible.
by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017
Get the Portermug. by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024
Get the Jane Porter (Tarzan)mug. Big,strong,muscular hunk who makes girls go crazy everywhere he goes. His activities involve bullying kids, weight lifting, and taking trash.
by Chekosoncm May 13, 2018
Get the Coach portermug. 
A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.
Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho
That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays
by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009
Get the Porter Blumpmug. When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.
I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.
by kt_lol September 13, 2020
Get the Pulled a Katie Portermug. An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.
“YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver
by TylaDATerrific October 30, 2022
Get the Porter’s Folder Maneuvermug.