cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.

dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.

by assgiggles December 10, 2011

Poptart Effect

Something that is so negative, that it is positive or something so positive, that it's negative.

Based on the old Poptart advertising of "So hot, it's cool. So cool it's hot".

Person 1: "That movie was so bad, it's actually good."
Person 2: "Yup, confirmed Poptart Effect."

by Rear Naked Woke December 17, 2018

poptart

another way to describe a poptart can be done by using one word, Kinjal.

hey look at this Kinjal (poptart) that i found on the floor, let me throw it in the garbage.

by poppytart May 29, 2008

Poptart

A good looking younger man under the age of 25 usually found out and about at he local bars and clubs and of course the gym.

Poptarts... they are made for fun!!!

Oh he is just a "poptart!"

That place was just full of Poptarts

by dmi443 October 28, 2011

Poptart

It can mean anything you want it to mean at the moment

Girl quietly doing there work: ......
Me: your such a poptart
Girl quietly doing there work: 🤨

by Cheeseball255 October 26, 2018

Burkina Faso Poptart

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso

Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.

by popedick420 April 25, 2023

poptart

A black person who tans.

Silly poptarts, you're already black!

by brobi1kinobi March 1, 2011