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poptart face

Im sending you to the office because you have PopTart face
by Mrs. Tomko May 21, 2016
mugGet the poptart facemug.

Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.
Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
by _hunny_ December 13, 2018
mugGet the Poptartmug.

cracker crust poptart

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.
dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.
by assgiggles December 10, 2011
mugGet the cracker crust poptartmug.

Poptart

A sex pest often seen hanging out in discord servers. He is known for his pursuit and delivery. Such per-suits are generally driven by a Christian background and involve chairs!
Dude that guy has been poptarting me all night !
by fatz mcgee October 12, 2018
mugGet the Poptartmug.

Poptart

When your girl is extra hot and needy so you flip her over and fill her with cream until she is ooeygoey and overly toasted.
Damn, that girl can take it all, she’s my messy lil poptart
by ToastyMcStuffins July 5, 2022
mugGet the Poptartmug.

poptart

my poptart was a great sandwich
by the frsh god June 19, 2021
mugGet the poptartmug.

Poptart

Cute pet name for the neu pun yo.
"I love you, poptart!"
by gummybear!@ April 30, 2012
mugGet the Poptartmug.

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