poptart

A person(s) who only thinks that Pop art is elite because they have been persuaded their whole life by other peoples rhetoric.

"Watch out for those brainwashed milk zombies and poptarts they might try to pooh down your throat."

by Luther Arbutus February 21, 2017

poptart face

When you have a high face

Im sending you to the office because you have PopTart face

by Mrs. Tomko May 21, 2016

Poptart

The act of masterbation into a bag.

I had to make time for a poptart before work

by HACKER1012 April 15, 2021

Poptart

A nickname for Cameron Erickson

“Cameron Erickson was acting like a poptart”

by Tybr8kr November 1, 2025

Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022

Poptart

It can mean anything you want it to mean at the moment

Girl quietly doing there work: ......
Me: your such a poptart
Girl quietly doing there work: 🤨

by Cheeseball255 October 26, 2018

Poptart Daddy

A stem who every once in a while is the top.

One shot of whiskey and she had me screaming "Oh yes Poptart Daddy!!!"

by THEPoptartDaddy April 13, 2020