When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
Get the poptart condommug. A person that’s like a black licorice poptart, if there ever was one, he’s always overshadowed but is someone’s favorite flavor
by Nerual 💞 May 15, 2018
Get the Poptartmug. someone with 17 divorces and a deep voice
by Voltico October 5, 2023
Get the A Poptartmug. A popped collared preppy douche who wears salmon pants and thinks his dad can buy everyone. Also enjoys scotch on the rocks and a blonde bimbo
by Harrydingdong69 June 8, 2017
Get the Poptartmug. 

