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Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.
She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.
by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020
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poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T
"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"
by d.a.t April 7, 2008
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poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.
I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.
by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013
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Poptart

When a guy ejaculates on a woman, coating her in a “glaze” just like a poptart.
Chad: “when Jenna came over last night bro, I made her a ‘poptart’”

Alex: “I’ve made tons of girls a ‘poptart’ dude, you’re not even close to my number.”
by _hunny_ December 13, 2018
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poptart

my poptart was a great sandwich
by the frsh god June 19, 2021
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Poptart

Cute pet name for the neu pun yo.
"I love you, poptart!"
by gummybear!@ April 30, 2012
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Poptarting

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"
by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020
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