Pontardawe

A rather small, pathetic village located in the Swansea vally, S. Wales. Lovingly refered to as Ponty by locals, although the real Ponty is, as we all know, Pontypridd, which is further west. The only good thing to highlight about this village is that I (rather thankfully) do not live there.

The focal point of this vilage is undoubtedly the chippie offering the best chips in the Swansea area.

"I'm going to Pontardwe to be bored"

by Duke of Earl January 28, 2005

Pootash

When someone wipes their fingers between the flaps on their anus, and happy slaps a ''Bag-Head Jim'' Also known to be wiped inside the anus of a Pigeon.

''See that homeless guy''
''Yeah''
''Im gonna give him a phat sweaty pootash''

by Ripples69 January 12, 2013

Putah (Pootah)

Putah or Pootah is the dry, crusty, brown stuff you find in the morning after you don't wipe very well the night before, located on the gooch or the butthole regions.

Chase is in to the kinky he enjoys it when his fishes like the putah (pootah)
off of his gooch.

by Poon Chaser June 19, 2008

poltard

A Polish person of limited ability, sense and reason.

"that woytek is such a fucking Poltard three years learning English and all the cunt can say is "yes".

by lighterfuel October 25, 2009

POOtanSEE

The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.

I licked her from her elbow to her POOtanSEE.

by MONKEY-JUNK June 29, 2016

Podtarded

Mentally challenged...when it comes to downloading music to their iPod.

I just bought this cool iPod,but I can't use it because I am Podtarded.

by oangieo June 26, 2008

Photakurazzi

a person (usually a guy) with a camera who, in some shape or form, feels/acts as if girls cosplay just for them to capture photos of; is refereed to the group of anime fans surrounding a cosplayer to take photos of them

This Photakurazzi guy got mad that I decided to shoot with a friend instead of him.

I couldn't walk 5 feet without being surround by the photakurazzi on my way over.

by That Bear May 27, 2013