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poonjani

hot lady parts, the almighty, the beautiful, poonjani
oh shit! that biatch got a sweet poonjani!

hell, id tap that poonjani!!!

POOONJAAANNNNIIIII
by LLoydy Lloyd April 17, 2008
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Poonana

When a banana becomes old, mushy, brown, and begins to resemble poo.
"I left a banana on the ground for some weeks, now looking back on it, it has become a poonana"
by diqhed September 12, 2017
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Poontangling

The art of seduction wherein the male of the species slays some poon or vagina.
Well boys, I'd love to stay, but I got some poontangling to do tonight...
by The Groobs! AKA The Hans! November 12, 2010
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Poontang Slayer

A very select group of individuals
Usually hot
Wow look at they guy he looks hot

yeah he is a PTS (poontang slayer)
by booooobs1234 October 23, 2012
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tsunami poonani

this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.

if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro

american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!

divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!
by steg0saur January 14, 2021
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poonranger

All straight men are poonrangers.
by Jake Goldsborough July 11, 2006
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Poontang

Slang term for vagina. Also used locally here in indiana quite frequently in bar slang and at our place of employment.
Drunk guy says, "Hey man, do you like that poontang? I'll get you some of that poontang man, c'mon lets go get some poontang..."
by Calamander Poontang December 3, 2003
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