The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.
"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."
by gflonu July 28, 2009
Get the paranoia policemug. by Loading... Loading... Loading. December 18, 2018
Get the Thot Policemug. A "stealth bust" or "undercover bust". This describes the delightful surprise you get when a woman's breasts appear to be average or small when she's normally dressed, but then actually turn out to be unexpectedly large when she's naked. Also known as an "FBI visit", "CIA doorknock", or "Mossad strike" (or indeed any organization known to be stealthy... so not the NYPD, presumably).
AC (who is female): So, Bing, how did your date with that hot Indonesian chick go?
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
HMB (who is male): I'm still dazed.
AC: What happened?
HMB: Well, we caught a movie and then had dinner. After a glass of wine she asked to see my apartment, so I took her back. And you'd never believe it, but when I got her bra off, they almost poked my eyes out!
AC: Dear me. A police sting?
HMB: Aye.
AC: Get out! She looks so petite and slender!
HMB: You've got that right. She's the last person I'd have suspected of smuggling grapefruits. But hot damn! It was like dead heat in a zeppelin race in there.
AC: How big are they?
HMB: I'm guessing about 1.7 to 2.1 British Standard Handfuls. Not sure though. I might have to go back for more testing.
AC: Yes. Do that. Now.
by HMB October 21, 2006
Get the police stingmug. 50 year old hairy, fat neckbearded dicksuckers who comb the internet looking for grammar or spelling errors to correct. Everyone hates them because when they correct an error, they act like the smartest fucking Stephen Hawking guy who just solved time travel and brought dinosaurs back to life. They also act like you are a stupid and have 0 brain cells.
Me: Grammar police are big gey
Grammar police: Excuse me sir, but I have to inform you, the correct sentence is "Grammar police are very gay". (Raises eyebrow with smug expression)
Me: See what I mean?
Grammar police: Excuse me sir, but I have to inform you, the correct sentence is "Grammar police are very gay". (Raises eyebrow with smug expression)
Me: See what I mean?
by cannot make this shit up July 22, 2020
Get the Grammar policemug. by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006
Get the fart policemug. The dirtiest, most crooked cops you will find. They are always portrayed as dirtbags and lowlifes in movies. Many people believe they will let you off the hook if the crime is anything short of murder.
Do you want to hear a joke? The entire detroit police department! They pulled me over and I had 50 kilos of coke, and they let me off as long as I did 4 lines in front of them!
by steve oh October 2, 2006
Get the detroit policemug. Peculiar to Perthshire, Scotland.
When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.
Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
When you fall asleep at a party/gathering and a bunch of your mates run in naked and jump on you shouting "sex police!!" in a extreamly high pitched, camp German accent.
Almost always happens when there is no girls at the party/gathering.
Potter: "Rams, Ewan's fallen asleep. Wanna sex police him?"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."
*2 minutes later...
Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"
Rams: "Haha, aye alright."
*2 minutes later...
Rams and Potter: "Sex Police!!!!!!" (Jump on Ewan)
Ewan: "Arrrgh! Aw naww!"
by Jupiterthecity May 31, 2006
Get the sex policemug.