Rhyming slang for flatulence that is so reekingly toxic it hits the victims olfactory senses with such devastating effect that, visually it resembles a reaction similar to acute food poisoning.
Kelly: "Crystal what's up with your boyfriend, he looks as though he just ate something real bad?"
Crystal: "Nah...he'll live...in fact it was me that ate something bad earlier on. I kinda involuntarily released a poison dart - he's just suffering the ill effects, ha ha."
Crystal: "Nah...he'll live...in fact it was me that ate something bad earlier on. I kinda involuntarily released a poison dart - he's just suffering the ill effects, ha ha."
by Brohica September 27, 2009
by The Sonia Show February 11, 2011
awesome emo/scremo/metalcore band that sound fucking amazing. However they dont sound a bit like slipknot as poison the wells lyrics actually mean something and their music is well constructed. unlike the retarded amout of shit coming out of slipknot.
poison the well are fucking amazing
by pakibeater June 01, 2003
poison the well is a decent band but other bands like remembering never and the red chord are better
by MChopp October 13, 2003
An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.
The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.
Source: The Lanan times.
Source: The Lanan times.
by Lanan May 20, 2006
The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.
The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.
by Gameace12 August 06, 2006
by Guido631 May 16, 2011