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When a girl makes you think she likes you and it turns out she was just looking for someone to flirt with.
David: Damn dude, I can't believe you broke up with your girlfriend because you thought Tina liked you
Prayuj: Yeah man she played me like a piano
by hehenopeididntdoit September 23, 2011
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Planet Fitness

A horrible facility that calls itself a gym

DO NOT GO HERE

There’s no barbells no benches no squat racks

Just shitton of cardio machines and smith machines claims to be a judgment free zone but is the most judging of them all

Has a lunk alarm and has a dress code at the gym tf

Place of zero gains and gives out free pizzas and bagels every month
Dam man I’m gonna go workout wanna come?

Oh yeah what gym you go to?

Planet fitness you?
I go to a REAL gym when’s the last time you made gains
by Weightlifter420 October 28, 2021
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black planet

A website where youngins go to make webpages and claim that they are "the shit." Typical diction and language to expect at blackplanet:

"Yo wuzzz realy good, mah? Dis be Tizzle-tee-petey on the riz. Ereday be hangin at the mall fo sho. If yu got that firre come holla atcha bwoy!"

and

"Hello mamis and whatup my niggus in Northport! Juss wanna give a shout out to my moms and pops on thw wesside, doin it over thurr. Dirty souf in da house, son. Sign my g-spot if ur hot."

Unfortunately, as you can read, blackplanet has gone to the dogs. It no longer is a site where one can find more information about people, meet and greet decent folks. On the contrary, it has been transformed into a bulletin board for non-English speaking American youth, thinking that they are "the hawt shit." Little do they know, though, that approximately 4.3 diffeent people will actually come across their webpage and actually waste their time to read what they have to say. But, I guess that they can "bling", "holla", and "spit that fire" in their little corner of the web (approx. 0.0000000001 of the size of the World Wide Web to be exact) - it's OK by me.

My question to blackplanet admins... Wow, what happened, man?
blackplanet really sucks these days. It is a total waste of website space and yeah, you BP admins know this.
by Nuckra May 4, 2004
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Planet

A large astronomical body that revolves around a central star. It is usually part of a solar system.
Apparently, Pluto is not a planet.
by PlanetJunkie February 4, 2010
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planet bullshit

planet bullshit :
- A place where everything seems to go to shit.
" I got a F on my spanish test... This shit belongs on Planet Bullshit!! "
by marycassie0x March 22, 2009
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Played the Carpenter

We were totally doing missionary and he totally played the carpenter.
by FKTR September 25, 2010
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plane farts

When someone on a plane lets one rip and it stinks up the whole plane. Almost as bad a diarrhea farts, but these tend to smell like jet fuel as well.
A: How was your flight?
B: It sucked, crying babies and plane farts made it close to impossible to get any sleep.
A: Bummer.
by GretelundMavis October 5, 2011
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