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Plastic windy

When you give a blow to a guy with a condom on.
So you don't get skeet in your mouth.
AKA Plastic wind, CoBlo,
Guy: "Connie wuz biten and vibratin when she was given me a plastic windy"
by ilysilly January 10, 2008
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Plastic Bandit

One who makes purchases with only a credit card or debit card. Their tendency is to not carry any cash regardless of situation. Or prior notification of a cash only scenraio.
justin - "Okay, Aren, you portion of the bill is $18.00"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"
by jm25 August 24, 2008
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Phostic

word used by college students meaning "cool" or "relaxed". Phostic can also mean "party animal".
Phostic
by IloveCollege14 October 16, 2009
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plastic sexy

a sexy person who looks sexy only on the view and it is feared that he/she would get dirty or lose the sexiness if touched.
by samthephenomenon November 8, 2009
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plastic empty head

Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.
I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.
by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010
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Plasticles

Little plastic cups either 0.5cm - 1.5cm. You can buy these on the telly show Bargain Hunt or at Walmart. Only 99p for 7!
(Plastic + Particles = Plasticles)
by Monsterwoman January 7, 2012
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Plastic Mjölnir

1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.
Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .
by Aufaffe August 6, 2017
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