parp peril

That dreaded precarious situation when, seized with terrible stomach cramps and sweating like a paedo in a sweet ship, the need to let out a relieving fart is overcome by the realisation that you will arse vomit fizzy gravy all over your undies and trousers and be left with arse treacle filled shoes and the shame of smelling like someone in an old persons home

I had parp peril. I needed to guff but knew I would shart. And I was wearing white jeans. The horror

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet April 5, 2014

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jeri peri feri

slang for "im gonna fuck your mom"
Also slang for "god"
Also slang for "im gonna fuck you"
The purest form of god; also sleeps with your mom and

Friend:hey i'm gonna jeri peri feri your mom tonight
Friend:if you do i'll jeri peri feri YOU

Friend: yo i just saw jeri peri feri!
Friend: yo!!

Friend: i wanna jeri peri feri you
Friend: ...no

hey i'm gonna jeri peri feri your mom tonight

by Kat_the_scared_fangirl March 2, 2021

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Parimal

Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.

You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)

by John Smith August 16, 2004

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nimal periasamy

The coolest Indian dude you will ever meet
Key Qualities:
*Super Smart
*Loves to play Basketball
*Has natural talent in figuring things out
*IQ is off the chats
* Easily learns how to code and knows how to use it

**--Nimal Periasamy you have been chosen to attend Harvard University--**
Nimal: Meh... Its not good enough.

by Dr PAry December 4, 2019

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