Cheeseburgers per Eagle

An American Patriotic unit of measurement

Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.

by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022

correggilo per favore

The term "correggilo per favore" is corporate speak for "correct this please." The term is interpreted as droop everything and "fix this immediately." It is typically sent via a text message or email from a manager to an underling requesting immediate changes be made to the attached or referenced document.

The boss just sent me a text message, "correggilo per favore!" with a list of changes to the report I gave him yesterday!

by R with an F October 11, 2022

Per-curious

When one is stuck in an inanimate appliance looking to get railed

Help step ladder......I'm stuck in a per-curious place. .........I don't know how I got stuck in the dryer.

by Step ladder October 15, 2022

Kilometers Per Second

A slang term for suicide.

Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 10, 2022

Per Crapita

A measure of how many/much per unit or instance of crap.

Netflix's business model is a great example of pricing per crapita. They keep raising prices and have nothing but crap to watch.

by RickRickRIckRIckyRIckyRaccoon February 3, 2023

As per my previous email

This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.

Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2023

Jiz-per

A man that gaslights chatbots with false information. Usually about murdering someones family.

Jiz-per was talking shit agian to the bot.

by Stern-sama May 24, 2023