Flat Peak

A chav hat where the peak has to be completely flat, otherwise the chav will "Merk" you if you bend it. The sticker of "New Era" is often left on most of them, if not all of them.

Chav 1: Nah mate, check dat flat peak!
Chav 2: Man dats nuthin, I've got an NY one at home.

by Baggaz January 9, 2009

Peak Fiction

Peak Fiction, also known as Naruto and One Piece

Hey, have you heard of Naruto and One Piece? Its Peak Fiction not gonna lie

by dnd.luffy September 3, 2021

peak arson

The act of burning your gas-guzzling SUV for the insurance money because you can't afford gas. As Peak Oil (the point at which we start pumping less and less oil out of the ground) approaches (if it hasn't already), you can bet

Insurance companies and law enforcement are stuggling with the rise in Peak Arson, often responding to multiple SUV fires every day.

by dartvader July 12, 2006

peak idiotness

The maximum level of idiotness any amount of people can be.

"oh boy, Dave sure is dumb!"
"Yeah, he's achieved peak idiotness!"

by CHATALOT1 May 30, 2018

full peak

a phrase to describe full-on raging boner.

"Daum dude look at that hot ass chick".

"Yea dude my dick is at full peak."

by kamsterjamster June 6, 2018

Five Peaks

To shag someone from all 4 nations that make up the United Kingdom (England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland) as well as the bonus peak in the form of the Republic of Ireland.

Just porked Emma that welsh lass, another peak conquered.

on four out of five peaks, just got Scotland left.

by Georganne Vicksunrise May 3, 2019

peak of urbaninity

Yoyle Needy

The Yoyle Needy is the peak of urbaninity.

by MammottMaw123 August 7, 2019